Thursday, May 1, 2008

Racking up the feedback

The other night I dreamt that I was a phone sex operator(?) who was stacked like Dolly Parton.

Apparently in my dreams the phone sex operators fit the part! Unlike in reality:


I was in a heated competition with my colleagues to get in the most calls in one day.

The problem was that my client, [cough], were so pleased with my, um, services that they wasted time thanking me and gracing me with praises:

Despite my customer satisfaction rates, I was fired from my job.

Go figure.

I wake knowing that in my dreams I am good at phone sex, so I've got that going for me....

Or not:

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